My First Script

Two weeks ago after Jonathon and I were married, he shocked me when he said he wanted to bury or at least retire the Impaler. Back in December, Jonathon told me when he hit 50 he would retire the Impaler and focus his energies on being a good husband and father to our children.

He was scheming for a while about asking me to marry him, and getting me pregnant. It was my intention to tell him on Christmas Eve I was pregnant.  It was a great plan, if the HPT would have shown I was.

He also told me two weeks ago, in 2013 I could do anything I wanted professionally. Because at the end of this year, he was retiring. His main focus is the baby and me. In that order I believe.

I decided I wanted to write, produce, film and star in a movie in my homeland of Russia. Especially since Jonathon agreed to buy us a home there.

As the fates would have it, I found the full printed script of The Comeback Fighter. Jonathon is not good at hiding stuff. Especially from me.

I wanted more than anything to read the last scene in the movie. I wanted to know who wins the fight. I was shocked by the ending in more ways than one. So will everyone who sees it.

I totally disagree with how he handles my character Naughtia. As a Russian woman, I would never allow any man, especially an American man to treat me that way.

I decided I must avenge what Jonathon has done to my character. And may his character pay for it.

With that said, I started writing my first script. It is entitled; The Comeback Fighter: Naughtia's Revenge.

My thought process was, I would get funding from Russian sources to film. After all, its mostly being filmed in Russia.

Today in film school, I learned I have a legal problem with my plans. My hubby wrote and copyrighted TCF, the characters and everything to do with the movie, a year before I met him. Even though we are married, TCF came to live before we were married. And he has exclusive rights to the movie.

In our post-nup, its says we own everything we have before coming into the marriage. I thought that was a given. I wasn't thinking about his movies. So, no matter how much his movies make, I am not legally entitled to anything from them.

He has already agreed to buy us any home in Russia I want. He wants our children to never worry about money or anything. That is nice of him.

His sole ownership of TFC puts me in a pickle. I had to just humble myself and ask my hubby for permission to write my own sequel to the movie we are presently in production with.

To my dismay, he wanted to know why I wanted to write a sequel. I hoped he would say anything for you my love. Not ask me to explain why I think he screwed up.

So, I explained what I don't like about the ending. Then he made me show him what I wrote. He does have to approve the script before I send it to be copyrighted and filed with the WGA. To my utter disbelief, he loved it. Even with what I am going to put him through. He gets slapped, kicked, punched, and thats not what he is going to suffer in the ring.

He thinks I am doing a great job. Then he told me something I already had suspected. There is a scene where his character while in Russia belittles the Russian people and even Vladimir Putin. He told, I could never write that scene true to his character.

Though I have seen footage of him in the wrestling ring belittling his opponents and fans, he has a certain flare for doing it. Each time he does it, he adapts his speech to where he was, his opponent and what events were happening in the area.

I have also seen him tell off people when they piss him off. He never belittles people who piss him off the same way. His tone will change. Or his facial expression. He said it is an art.

In the ring, even when he is wearing a mask, you can tell by his body language how he fells or acts.

I now must relent my desire to write the whole script, and allow my hubby to write the one scene in Russia.

To my surprise, when I asked Jonathon how much he wanted to be paid for the movie, he said nothing. He would do whatever I wanted him to do in my movie for free. He did have three stipulations.  One, a reasonable percentage of what I make has to be put in a trust fund for our children.  Second, 10 percent of whatever I make from the movie, has to be given to Russian Orphanages. When the movie comes out, you will see where this stipulation stems from. Third, I have to given him a minor writing credit in the movie. I am using scenes from TCF, and he is writing the one scene.

WOW. This is awesome. I am now in charge of my own movie project. How cool is this?

WTF Girls?

In my previous post I stated how I was tired of people's negativity on FB. Then the girl I was talking about sends me this; 

Are you going to breast feed your child? You should start planning if your going to... it takes lots of planning to breast feed 

WTF?  Is she now my BFF? I answered her and told her yes. Then she sent me this;

Boys are no different then girls too it takes anywhere from 5 to 8 years
It also looks better for you as far as custody issues go if you and Jonathan do not work out.. the courts look at that if you still have your child on the tit then he can not have overnight visits 

First of all. I have never heard of a child breast feeding that long.  Second, and foremost. WTF didn't you understand about my post about negativity? "How dare she write; "If you and Jonathon don't work out." 

My hubby and I are committed. I am the one who looks into his eyes and see's his heart. She doesn't. Nor does any other stank.

I finally became tired of her belittling my hubby. My natural instinct when I am pissed off is to start speaking Russian. What can I say...... I'm Russian.

I quickly sent her this; У меня были с собой. Вы сошли с ума. Я сделал с вами. 

Which means; I've had it with them. You're crazy. I am done with you.

As I am blocking her, she sends me this; Я сошел с ума? Будут говорить в России заставит Вас чувствовать себя лучше?

Which means; They will say in Russia will make you feel better? 

No stank. When I get pissed, I immediately start talking in Russian. When Jonathon pisses me off, I start telling him off in Russian, then I catch myself, and finish in english. 

If he knew Russian, I wouldn't have to speak in english to him;))

My patience regarding dealing with stanks is very low. 


Jonathon's my hubby, no matter if you like it or not.

Go bring your negativity to someone else. I don't want it in my life. 

Why so negative?

One of my favorite quotes from the Batman movie with Heath Ledger was: Why so serious?

 A few people on FB are trying to be ultra negative to me regarding my marriage to Jonathon. An old guy was telling me youth and good looks don't last forever, and Jonathon is so much older than me.
This from a guy who wishes he had my hubby's body.

A "female" friend of Jonathon's from FB. She actually was following him on MySpace for years. Told me I'm not being realistic. And because of all the injuries Jonathon has suffered from sports, I will probably have to wipe his ass when he's sixty. And I'll be thirty-two then.

If that is the case, then I will live up to my vows regarding staying with him in sickness and in health. Personally, I think when he is sixty, he will still be a horny sex driven monster. And like I am now, I'll never tell my monster no.

I think when he is 80, he'll still want my body. At least I pray he will. I'll be fifty-two then. He's never been with someone close to forty.

My point is: Why so negative? People are thinking it will be me who takes care of him. People are taking for granted, nothing will ever happen to me.

I could be in a car accident. I could develop cancer. Or suffer a stroke or a heart attack.

Jonathon most admires his Great-Uncle Louie. The Romanian one. Why? According to Jonathon and family members, his Great-Uncle took care of his wife after she had a mental breakdown. Family members tried for years to have him committed her. He refused. He spent over thirty years taking care of her, until she died.

How many men, who have money, would do this? I don't think many.

Jonathon said if I became a veggie, or crippled, or unable to take care of myself, he would make his Great-Uncle proud. He did say though, he would still jump my bones. Even if I was brain dead. Only Jonathon would say, and probably would have sex with me, if I was a veggie. He said if I lost my mind, my body would still be hot. At least he won't be cheating on me ;))

It pains me to admit to this. Until now, I never ate healthy. I am now eating right because of our baby. I am amazed on my own today for lunch, I made a healthy soup with vegetables and other good stuff. I did this without Jonathon looking over my shoulder. We broke him in the gym this morning and he's in bed trying not to get sick :)) He doesn't want to eat. Stop the presses, a miracle has happened. He doesn't want to eat.

Why do people have to be so negative? People will stereotype others, without getting to know the person or persons. This is a perfect example of ignorance and stupidity run a muck.

People need to realize, no one knows the future. Life is a gamble. I rather invest my heart and life with someone I know who loves me, and needs me more than the air he breathes.

This is the first time ever I have not just one, but two people who need, want, and especially love me. My hubby and my child.  In his vows he told me he would rather be dead, than to feel the pain of losing me. He is trusting his heart and love to me, and hoping I will not let him down.

I am hoping I don't fail as a wife and mother.      

The perfect Jetpack for my hubby :))

Привет там:)),

I know last week at this time I wanted to drag Dr. Guttentag to Red Square and execute him myself, for not supporting me in stopping Jonathon from buying a jetpack.

And when I saw a video of a horrific crash involving a jetpack, I so wanted to call the Kremlin.

A little while ago, I saw this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im1iNq02Kz0  and after watching it, not only will I let my hubby buy one, but, after I have our baby, Jonathon can take care of our baby while I'm playing with OUR new toy.

I may even buy Dr. Guttentag one after Jonathon finishes filming. Of course, I'll buy it with Jonathon's money ;))

We all know, Jonathon wasn't planning on buying this one. But, if Dr. Guttentag hadn't said okay, and ticked me off, I would have never found this one. I guess Dr. Guttentag gets a reprieve from the wrath of a Russian woman. 

Why do guys stop shaving?

While Jonathon and I were dating, he always shaved. Or at least every other day. Since we've been married, though six days a week (M-S) he trains (as he says) hard, he has stopped shaving everyday or other. Now, he does it every third or even fourth day.

It takes him five minutes to shave his face. If that. I'm not worth five minutes anymore? His hair stubble hurts and is really scratching my face when we kiss.

Am I the only wife who after getting married, husband stopped shaving daily? Or every other day at least? This sucks.

A DUH Moment

I had DUH moment today. My hubby is Jonathon Tepes Sharkey. He uses his Romanian family name of Tepes. But uses the english version of it. Our children will have Tepes in their names.

Jonathon noticed I was changing back and forth to my emails. He asked if I was looking for an email from my boyfriend. I told him my boyfriend hasn't emailed me since I married him. Maybe he got the hint.

I told him I emailed his cousin and asked her if I am allowed to use the name of Tepes, since I am married to him, and our children will have Tepes in their name.

He said duh. He asked why I didn't use it sooner. Duh. I was waiting for him to say I could. Dud. We're married. Its his name. I'm a duh.
  

To Jonathon's exs. It must suck to be you :))

Here is a response my hubby gave to someone on his FB page regarding me. Besides being in total shock right now, all I can say to the world: I LOVE MY HUBBY.


You said Rachel can have any guys she wants. Youre right about that. Its added incestive for me to being training as hard as I am. I want to look so hott and good, she never thinks about what maybe behind door number 2. As for me. You said I can't get any woman I want. thats up for discussion especially give my present appearence. BUT, even if I could have any woman in the world, why would I? I am married to a real life Goddess who wants me to achieve my goals in life. My main goal is - The Fairytale. And my Princess has come. And she is giving me a gift no one could imagine how precious it is to me. As much as i enjoy all the success, fame, notarity and money I've made in my life, not to mention what I am making for TCF, Bloodiest and the Vlad movies, I would give it all away, if I could turn back time to high school and met Rachel then, and dated her, took her to the proms and married her back in the 1980's. Knowing we would be 47 right now. If I had one wish, that would be my wish, She would have been my first an only love throughout my life!


(I am not making any corrections regarding his grammar or spelling) 


He just hoe slapped everyone of his ex-wives and gfs with this post. WOW