Creatures of the Night

What a crazy 2 days. Jonathon almost fired me yesterday. And today, he wasn't much sweeter on set. Then again, he is on the line for $3,000,000 if this movie fails. This could be why he is being so strict. Or it could be another woman. Yeah, I think someone has caught the eye of Mr. impaler. And of course, she is young and Russian. This is all I need. If I get fired, I know why. And I know what I will be handed; divorce papers.

Yesterday, was crazy. His guitar and bass arrived. The bass was broken and had paint on it. WTF? How unprofessional could the company be.

His guitar is great. Today he practiced. And we did a photo shoot

Jonathon can play; Smoke on the water. Just proves how old he is.

This week coming up, Jonathon gets to break in my drum kit. The again, he did have to put it together. I think he is a better drummer than guitar player. I haven't seen hubby on his keyboard. Mainly because it is still in Indianapolis in storage.

Without a doubt, this movie will reveal a lot. And when it is over, I wonder who will still be working and who will be fired. And who is in Jonathon's bed.

I know it won't be this female attorney from Indianapolis in bed with Jonathon. She thinks Jonathon has the hots for her. To her I say; you are too old. You're an American, not Russian. And you helped his most hated enemies. Girl, you are living in the Land of Oz if you still Jonathon would get with you. Well, he might impale you if allowed. But not the way he impales me everyday ;)))

Weapons of Creatures of the Night >:))

It's official, Creatures of the Night principle filming starts on 5.7.12. I am an endorsed artist drummer with Soultone Cymbals and Coffin Case. Jonathon is their primary endorsee. But, after Creatures, I take over the drum duties.  This is my kit

And no vampire, or future vampire would be complete without a coffin. This is what I am keeping my sticks in.

So what is the Impaler going to be playing in Creatures?

Bats on the neck of the guitar. Vlad The Impaler will look awesome with this guitar. 

And Dracula will be rock on this bass. 

At this time, we are unsure what The Creature wants to play. You know how those creatures can be. Just so fussy ;))

I get to be in all of scenes 13 and 20. In 20, I am nude. How about that? Believe me, no way is Jonathon letting my boobs or other parts been seen. That is, if he knows whats good for him. He can suck my nipples on camera all he wants. His hair will be hiding them. I am having a girl film the sex scenes. A lesbian hopefully. Not doing anymore 3-somes with another girl. Been there, done that. 

We are filming the feature and behind the scenes of Creatures. Behind the scenes will be a short film. Enter both into festivals. Hopefully this will help promote the film.

I hope everyone has a great weekend.